This past weekend my wife's newphews were in town. While looking for age appropriate movies to watch as a group, my wife came across this jacked up tale called "Labyrinth".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labyrinth_(film)

After roughly 37 secs, the phrase "What the fuck is this shit" went through my brain. Has anyone ever seen this movie? It's a collaboration between George Lucas and Jim Henson, you know... the guy who sticks his hand up Kermet the Frog's ass. Let me say upfront that I HATE wizards, puppets, make believe, goblins, the movie Willow, and any lame shit that is associated with that genre. I just don't understand how others can find pleasure in watching that total crap. To top if off, the movie centers around David Bowe, who seems to be wearing a fern atop of his head. Pictured below. The pants he was wearing in the movie created a male camel toe. One would guess that there is a name for this look, but it escapes me now. If anyone knows what the term is I would appreciate. For now I'll call it the "nut spliter".