So now that it is apparent Karl Rove leaked information to the press about a CIA agent for political gain what will happen to Bush's beloved mastermind? Bush has said that he would fire anyone found to be involved in the leak. Will our bucking bronco keep his promise? It seems to me that the President is stuck between a rock and a hardplace, or as he likes to say: "between gays and atheists" So is this act a crime? Well God certainly wouldn't have liked it. However, God doesn't like gays, but they are still around and dancing with full frontal nudity at Pride parades. I am so confused by this "moral person's" act of holy defiance.

Maybe he did this in hopes of going to jail and trying to stop gay sex from happening in prison. Wait a second, I think this is it. I think I am on to something. What is the only area of the world where gay sex is widely accepted as a perfectly natural act? Prison! I bet Karl's brain was going a million miles an hour when this idea popped into his turd-filled head. It probably happened sometime between his daily jerk off to a Nancy Reagan picture and a sponge-bath.

Although his plan to rid prisons of gay sex seems so logical there is one flaw. Prison dudes are tough and are going to pound that fat hillbilly's ass into a pulp. I bet it ends up resembling the puffy red ass of those small monkeys...You know which ones I am talking about.

Will God fearing American's still love him even after he gets his daily ass-waxing from "Razor Blade" and "Mr. Bleed"? Maybe they will after he reveals his grand scheme. After all what could get bigoted Americans to believe in him again after he exposed a CIA agent and betrayed this great country......some good old fashioned gay hate.

Next posting...Bush time travels back to Mississippi circa 1964 to get Rove's replacement.